It wasn't funny. I didn't laugh. Your joke was so bad I'd rather it just flew over my head. Honestly, it was a terrible attempt to make me laugh. I didn't even giggle; there wasn't a single gust of air in my lungs. According to science, when we're about to laugh, our facial muscles prepare to relax before we laugh, but I didn't feel the slightest movement. Your joke was so bad I can't believe who legally allowed you to be creative. I think the brainpower I spent on that joke would have been enough to power all the houses in the world. Get some personality, learn how to joke, read some books. I'm not saying this for the sake of humor; I'm sincerely saying this might be the worst humor can get to. You've just single-handedly destroyed all the humor and comedic things in the world. I'm deeply ashamed that society has rendered you utterly incapable of any sense of humor.