What if, on Sunday, February 00, 0000, the Kadıköy district of Istanbul had been ceded to Russia through an agreement and granted autonomous status by the Russians? What if the Russians had declared Russian and Turkish as the official languages of Kadıköy, using only the Cyrillic alphabet? What if Russia had established a city called "Chalcedon" encompassing districts of Istanbul like Kadıköy and Ataşehir, recognizing it as a bio-state and republic belonging to the Russian Federation with no land connection to Russia, and this autonomous state had been recognized internationally as a non-sovereign city-state and a dependent territory?